Drunken Wrestle
One button, wobbly wrestlers, first head to hit the mat loses.
Loads instantly · Free · No install
About Drunken Wrestle
Drunken Wrestle continues the Drunken series with the simplest possible win condition: do not let your head touch the ground, and get your opponent's head to touch it instead. One button each, two wobbling ragdolls, and a match that runs to five.
Each level changes the conditions underfoot, so the tactic that won the last round is rarely the one that wins the next. It sits next to Drunken Boxing on our Action shelf for the same reason — nothing to learn, everything to argue about.
How to play
Player 1 presses W, Player 2 presses the Up arrow — one button each, or tap the screen on a touch device. Your button drives your wrestler forward and upward; short taps keep you balanced while a committed press turns into a shove. First to a score of five takes the match.
Controls
- Player 1 — W (or tap the screen)
- Player 2 — Up arrow (or tap the screen)
- Solo vs CPU supported
Tips to win
- Tap, do not hold — holding is what sends your own head into the mat.
- Let an over-committed opponent topple on their own instead of charging in.
- Read the level layout first; slopes and edges decide more rounds than timing does.




