Drunken Boxing
Wobbly physics boxing that ends friendships beautifully.
Loads instantly · Free · No install
About Drunken Boxing
Drunken Boxing pits two ragdoll boxers with the balance of newborn giraffes against each other, and hands the controls to you and a friend. Punches windmill, torsos wobble, and half the knockouts come from someone falling over their own ambition.
Underneath the comedy is a real duel: managing your wobble while baiting your rival to overswing is a genuine skill. Nobody stays calm past round three — it's a scientifically perfect rivalry machine.
How to play
Player 1 fights on the arrow keys, Player 2 on WASD. Tap toward your opponent to lean and throw punches; pulling back recovers balance. Land clean hits on the head to drop them — or just let them overcommit and topple.
Controls
- Player 1 — Arrow keys
- Player 2 — W A S D
- Solo mode vs CPU available
Tips to win
- Balance is the resource: recover after every two punches or gravity taxes you.
- Bait a big swing, lean back, then counter into the stumble.
- Corner pressure wins — a wobbling boxer with no room falls on their own.
